Women’s clothing
North CarolinaI am bending over a table, folding tshirts, when suddenly someone grabs my ponytail.
I try to turn around to see the problem, but hear a voice saying “hold still, just hold still a moment.”
My hair is very long, and I’m thinking at this point that I am caught on something, so I stand very still, while I feel a yank at my ponytail. Finally, I seem to be free.
I turn, look behind me, and find a very smug looking woman holding a large portion of my hair—cut off!
“I wanted to show my stylist this color, it’s so lovely!”
Security answered as I started screaming and freaking out at the woman, and she ended up coming on assault charges.
Her excuse, “She’s just a worker, she should be flattered!” didn’t go over very well. Additionally, the police were not amused by her begging to have my hair back!
I ended up needing a short, above shoulder length cut to cover up the damage, losing about 10 inches of hair, which I donated. The store was nice enough to cover the cost of the hairdo.
this is horrific.
My blood pressure went up just reading that story. Someone would have died if that shit happened to me, I swear to god.
bitch woulda been mauled
How the fuck do people like this get to EXIST in the world? What planet do you have to be raised on to think this is ok?
Oh my god. What did she think was going to happen after she cut off someone’s hair?!
When I first got to Seattle, I took a walk around my new neighbourhood, Greenlake, to get to know the place. And by that I mean I went and found the nearest fro-yo shop. As I was rounding the corner back to my house I saw the most glorious thing sitting on the sidewalk: that cat, right there. That glorious, weird-faced cat. He came right up to me and we had a cuddle and I made sure to take a picture. Mostly because how can you verbally describe that face, am I right?
I went inside and was all, “So, Lauren, there’s this weird looking cat.” And she’s all, “The white shaved one with the face?” And I was all, “YEAH!” That’s how that conversation went. She told me that he hangs around the neighbourhood and is super friendly.
After that, every time I left the house or came home, I was hoping to run into the cat again. When I went out the other day for a walk (read: to get fro-yo), he was across the street chillin’. Maybe a little bit of illin’. (I have no idea what that means.) But this time he had a name tag.
AND IT SAID “MISTER FACE”.
Holy shit. That may be the most perfect name for that cat. I can’t even… Ugh, too good.
Anyway, I think Mister Face should be famous on the Internet. He’s obviously way more fantastic than all those other Internet cats (sorry beloved Grumpy Cat and Lil Bub, but it’s true). The only problem is that I’m afraid of Reddit. And everyone knows Reddit is how cats become famous.
So somebody who is not afraid of Reddit should post some pictures of Mister Face so he can become famous. Then when people are all, “Excuse me, ma’am, could you hold the elevator for me?” I can be all, “Um, I discovered Mister Face. What have you done?” as the door closes in their face.
MR….FACE….
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I moved my arms and they blew out the sleeves.
I look awesome.
oh
my god
Puella Magi Madoka Muscular
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Ghibli Trivia: The cleansing of the river spirit is based on a real-life incident in Miyazaki’s life where he participated in the cleaning of a river, removing, among other things, a bicycle.
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I’m frustrated that the artist isn’t credited.
Please give their dA gallery some love by visiting here.
DAWWWWW
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